getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

(via cumfort)

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clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via mliakunis)

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follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via cumfort)

secretyaoidom:

ultrafacts:

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Proof that sometimes even wild animals are nicer than some people

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via postulation)

direhuman:

yo-tori:

itsellaaaa2012:

The chick closest to land was gone 

She ran before the shit even fell through

She’s the one that survives the horror movie.
aggressivetypewriter:

The real injustice is paying 2.75 for a plain bagel
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